I swear that Dick Clark and Jerry Lewis are having some kind of competition over who can look more pathetic in their yearly television appearance.
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Is it just me or is Dick Clark actually starting to look weird? His face really had the pulled-up, plastic quality this year, especially around the nose area. You'd really think that he'd just allow himself to age naturally at this point, given the whole major stroke thing. It's just not working anymore. I mean, once you're barely decipherable, the whole "America's oldest teenager" game is pretty much up. I demand to see some wrinkles and gray hair. Demand! There are plenty of other, less waxy-looking mass media cyborgs I can get my Ball Dropping coverage from, after all.
1 comment:
Is it just me or is Dick Clark actually starting to look weird? His face really had the pulled-up, plastic quality this year, especially around the nose area. You'd really think that he'd just allow himself to age naturally at this point, given the whole major stroke thing. It's just not working anymore. I mean, once you're barely decipherable, the whole "America's oldest teenager" game is pretty much up. I demand to see some wrinkles and gray hair. Demand! There are plenty of other, less waxy-looking mass media cyborgs I can get my Ball Dropping coverage from, after all.
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