Missing the Point Entirely

The University of Scranton's crack team of "Students who pretend to care about issues in the hope that people will think that they really aren't just a bunch of shallow twits who are concerned only with their own image" has apparently noticed that many major clothing manufacturers are running inhumane sweatshops in China. Nevermind that every other person on the face of the Earth has known about this for at least 10 years, now we have a bunch of college students from Scranton on the case! Oooooh, I'm sure the CEO's at Nike et al. are really quaking in their Italian wingtips right now! Especially with intimidating protest ideas such as this:



Of course, you could always just

NOT BUY THEIR MERCHANDISE!

*Boing!*