Wednesday, January 21, 2009

So now I'm left wondering...

The crowd being informed that they're actually in line for the Carousel of Progress.
(photo by ryptide)

What, exactly, would have happened if he did swipe the pen?

Well, that and why the Chief Justice of the United States can't seem to remember thirty-five goddamn words.

And why they didn't send Bush out of Washington on a vehicle more fitting to his legacy than Marine One.

Like, say, a tricycle.

With a busted wheel.

And pink tassels on the handlebars.

And a little basket. Can't forget the little basket.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

WUSR Fun Fact #4,012

January 10: Scholar of the Year interview postponed
Total number of people affected by this announcement: 2

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Really, guys, Regis could use the work...

I swear that Dick Clark and Jerry Lewis are having some kind of competition over who can look more pathetic in their yearly television appearance.