What, exactly, would have happened if he did swipe the pen?
Well, that and why the Chief Justice of the United States can't seem to remember thirty-five goddamn words.
And why they didn't send Bush out of Washington on a vehicle more fitting to his legacy than Marine One.
Like, say, a tricycle.
With a busted wheel.
And pink tassels on the handlebars.
And a little basket. Can't forget the little basket.