The crowd being informed that they're actually in line for the Carousel of Progress.
(photo by ryptide)
What, exactly, would have happened if he did swipe the pen?
Well, that and why the Chief Justice of the United States can't seem to remember thirty-five goddamn words.
And why they didn't send Bush out of Washington on a vehicle more fitting to his legacy than Marine One.
Like, say, a tricycle.
With a busted wheel.
And pink tassels on the handlebars.
And a little basket. Can't forget the little basket.
