The saddest part is that this would still be more meaningful than 98% of existing Facebook posts.
Microsoft recently released an updated configuration menu for my keyboard. It still doesn't let me change the function of the stupid zoom slider so I can use it to scroll. It does, however, include handy little buttons that, presumably, allow me to easily share my hotkey settings on Facebook and Twitter. Because, you know, my friends and family really need to know about such things. Hooray for progress!